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Post by lynn on Dec 5, 2012 21:42:45 GMT -5
This is a little message recorded by our prime minister recently re: the apocalypse.
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Post by broox on Dec 6, 2012 13:08:13 GMT -5
My money is on demonic hell beasts.
Seriously though, she's going to be eating crow when it really does end in a few weeks. Oh, to see the look on her face. Too bad I'll be busy getting torn into pieces by hell beasts.
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Post by Scary Gary on Dec 6, 2012 23:56:36 GMT -5
You got to admire a PM with a sense of humor. I really would have crapped myself if she worked in drop bears.
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Post by Gilberto on Dec 8, 2012 14:49:49 GMT -5
She's just covering her bases, like the clamp corporation...
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Post by Scary Gary on Dec 12, 2012 0:28:30 GMT -5
I found out that the Solstice occurs at 11:12 UT (which is like 6:12AM EST). Not sure what time that is in Lynn's time zone, but that "should" be the last minute of existence.
On another note, I'm thinking of designing me a t-shirt that reads, "I survived the end of the world and all I got was this lousy T-shirt".
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Post by lynn on Dec 12, 2012 1:11:51 GMT -5
I can imagine that a shirt like that would give someone a moment of grim ironic amusement before they shoot your zombified corpse into the final oblivion. Then they would cry softly at the grim grim irony.
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Post by broox on Dec 12, 2012 10:57:05 GMT -5
That someone's friend would be all like "use a blunt object! Don't get blood on that shirt, I totally want that shirt!" not realizing, of course, that the shirt itself is also infected with the T-Virus.
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Post by lynn on Dec 12, 2012 19:03:54 GMT -5
Ew, that's a whole new kettle of fish, do we steal clothes off the dead zombies? I wouldn't myself.
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Post by broox on Dec 12, 2012 21:56:06 GMT -5
Ew, that's a whole new kettle of fish, do we steal clothes off the dead zombies? I wouldn't myself. Good, that just means more zombie clothes for me.  |
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Post by lynn on Dec 13, 2012 4:51:48 GMT -5
Good, I'll know who all has the virus first because they'll be wearing layers of spattered clothing with stupid sayings on them. I'll shoot them. All.
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Post by broox on Dec 13, 2012 10:53:34 GMT -5
Oh yeah? Well what if the clothing I take from the zombie is a bullet proof vest? Huh? Huh? |
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Post by lynn on Dec 13, 2012 22:55:27 GMT -5
It obviously didn't help the zombie. What if it's a bullet proof vest infected with t-virus? Huh? huh?
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Post by Scary Gary on Dec 15, 2012 1:07:52 GMT -5
I'm sure there will be plenty of Tide available after the apocalypse. Add a little vinegar and all T-viruses go bye-bye. Add a little Snuggle, and you'd be the freshest smelling zombie killer around.
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Post by Gilberto on Dec 15, 2012 11:49:52 GMT -5
Where are you getting the running water and electricity for all this stain removing fabric softening laundry action?
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Post by Scary Gary on Dec 15, 2012 18:48:01 GMT -5
You got to go old school stone washing. Or find a washboard.
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