Expendables 2

[Gilberto]

This is the kind of awesome I expected from the first one. Dolph has more screen time and his character is fleshed out better. He doesn't have a big fight scene, but he's around throughout and doesn't die, so all in all, a win. Also, more Willis and Schwarzenegger, which is fun. And Chuck Norris makes a cool appearance. And they beat the tar-shit out of Van Damme, which I support.

[Gilberto]

The ads boldly proclaim "HEMSWORTH" as one of the biggies in the film and I was like "hey, Thor's in this movie". But then it turns out to be his little brother Liam, who I never heard of but apparently he's in Hunger Games. Not sure last name only identification works when you're one of three brothers active in the business.