Dummest Movie Possible Game

[Gilberto]

Now that Hollywood stole me and Dane's idea about a time traveling hit man hired to kill himself (Looper), this gives me an idea for a fun game. It's like our movie pitch thread, but instead try to think of the stupidest idea for a movie and when that movie actually gets made, you win. I'll accept "Jurassic Exorcism" as an entry from Ruud, but what else do we have? What idea do you think (and are probably wrong in thinking) is way too stupid to actually become a movie?

[lynn]

I think Diablo Cody has already won. When asked about her post Juno career, she said "I could have written anything, I could have written a script about giant alien robots and the studios would have bought it"

[broox]

I believe Sean has already written the masterful "twister cop" script. That's a movie I would love to see!