Battle of the bang bang directors

[lynn]

Roland Emmerick VS Michael Bay
GO!

It won't have much of a storyline but it'll be fun to watch, there'll be much explosions and by the end no earth left. but fun to watch. Michael Bay's first move will be to set an army of hot chicks on him, led by Megan Gale

[Gilberto]

Roland Emmerich's better with pontificating protagonists, but Michael Bay has a sly penchant for racist side characters. Pretty neck and neck.

[Scary Gary]

I don't know, but I guarantee the sequel will have twice as many explosions and half the story.

[Gilberto]

Oh yeah, Bay actually does sequels. Although Emmerich just keeps making the same movie over and over and giving it a different name, so that's basically the same thing.