Coal in your stocking

[santaclaus]

Santa wanted to stop by to tell you all how happy he is to have ruined all your holidays this year, making sure you got sweaters and socks instead of anything you might want.

Next year, I suggest you behave yourselves a bit more and quit doing that thing to the dog. I see you when you're sleeping, I know when you're awake...and I especially know about putting peanut butter in bad places, so be good for goodness sake! Yeesh!

See ya next year, Kids!

HO HO HO

[professordave]

Prepare for disappointment, EvilSanta, 'cause I had an excellent Christmas this year, although I did get socks and a sweater. I also got Assassin's Creed 2 and Modern Warfare, so I must have been good. As for peanut butter, a girl I know once used it as a substitute for wood filler when she repainted a wall. Odd, but it worked.

[lynn]

One cannot underestimate the awesomeness of peanut butter. Apparently it fulfills all our nutritional needs apart from vitamin C. We can live off it.

[Gilberto]

Until next year, fat man...

[santaclaus]

Santa will be back next year to destroy all holiday dreams...WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE.

ho ho ho

[Gilberto]

Why break a perfect record?

Now, everybody take those lights down and get back to work.